Nope. just feeling them

So, this happened to a friend of mine. Or a friend of a friend. Or one of their friends. Point being that this would never happen in my family due to my informative, age appropriate and extensive discussions with each child on matters such as this.

So, my acquaintance's little boy was playing around the dinner table and the topic of boobies came up. Now, the friend was a bit stumped on said topic. Not that they didn't know the body part in question, just how it fit into the current discussion, namely, who wanted a cheese enchilada and who wanted chicken. So, after taking the dinner order and trying to figure out if it was a tortilla visual that did the trick, my friend inquired about the boobies. Namely, the little boy was asked if he was playing with the little girls' boobies at school. My friend didn't inquire about the teachers. First, didn't want to go there and end up with a compare and contrast exercise. Second, figured the school would have probably made an outbound call on that one already. To the police.

So, the little guy looked at my friend like they had just asked if the Pope is Catholic and replied, "Nooooooo. He then added, "Just feeling them." Friend did the proper thing. Told the little guy's dad he might want to handle it and left the room to look for other pre schools with open enrollment at the present time.

Two days later, the little guy announces at the dinner table that there is no school the next day. Added specific details like his teacher said it was so. In fact, it was Ms. Debbie, the teacher in charge. Said it right before they ate lunch. Told the whole class. A couple of times. Even shrugged in puzzlement at the dissonance between no school tomorrow and having to bring something for the letter "R" simultaneously for show and tell at school the next day. Agreed it seemed odd but the teacher said so.

Said he was just joking the next day when he got dropped off at school, which was open. Later insisted he didn't recall said conversation, demonstrating a predilection for becoming a politician or weather forecaster.

I guess all the fun has just gone out of it.