We Need a New Toaster

Well, the test results are in. The reason the toaster was 2 for $9 is truly because they are so cruddy you are supposed to get one as backup. Or, perhaps they were meant to be one use disposables and I missed that part. In any event, took two days. Nice brown toast on day one as prepared by Robert and Aidan. Nice stream of smoke coming from it on day two as I attempted to toast something flammable again. At least I didn't set off the smoke detectors. I'll put it on my list and for now eat plain white bread so no one gets hurt.